Listen up
9gag:

Photoshop Fridge Magnet


I want this.

My phone just read out loud “You should always listen to your mother” sent from my mom

It creeped me out.

I love the moment when my dad starts his motorcycle and then gives me the “Yeeeah” look, because he knows his bike is the shit, and I give him the “Yeeeah” look & head nod back.

It makes me happy that we agree on something.

Hopefully

My reputation isn’t tainted.

9gag:

Thesaurus
9gag:

Abstinence
416. STOP BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME IMPROPERLY AND GET A BETTER NAME.

(via gotwisdom)

Dear you,

I’m really happy that you’re happy. I love you.

Love,

me

God damnit

I need my own car.